There's not really much to me. I work for a small computer games company by the name of DMA Design, who have churned out such mediocre titles as Tanktics, Wild Metal Country, Body Harvest and Silicon Valley (you'll find my name in the credits for all of those except Body Harvest).

Oh yeah, we also made GTA and GTA2. I worked on the second one.

Other than that, there's nothing else I'm going to put up here right now. Later on, I might put up pages about my views on religion, drugs, sex and various other topics.

If you can't wait until then, though - mail me and I might be able to answer your questions. And if I can't, I can guarantee you I can bullshit you into thinking you know me.